Kabbout - belote with AI agents that can't cheat (we checked)
"Kabbout" is how Tunisian cafés say capot: winning every single trick, usually followed by loud celebration. Kabbout is a belote contrée table where you play in your browser, 2 vs 2, with three AI agents: one is your partner, the other two would love to kabbout you. The catch: nobody can cheat. The rules live in pure PHP, not in a prompt. Bidding, legal plays and scoring are exposed as MCP tools with the PHP MCP SDK, and each seat is a Symfony AI Agent that only sees its own hand, plays through tool calling and justifies every bid in one sentence, like any self-respecting café player. Try an illegal card and the engine says no, however confident the model sounds. Clone, run one command, play: no API key needed, built-in bots take the seats until you plug in a model. Any MCP client can pull up a chair too. Mint tea not included.